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Sunday, January 29th

Happy New Years


Hello everyone and happy new years.

I just had a blast.

So here I am spending my weekend at a computer cafe like always, and me and my friend are invited to a dinner celebration of the chinese new years with the owner of the computer cafe!

The owner is such a thug. We were all sitting around a big glass table. Almost everyone was about my age and the owner was some 50 year old fat man. No one was talking... As soon as he got up to leave and walked out the door, the whole room burst into a lively party.

There was a vinegar chugging contest, some girl beat up a boy who she kept calling rooster, my friend and i were asked if we were a gay couple, a fat kid was force fed 5 dumplings at once and we all ate until near explosion.... and to top it off no one was even drinking. It was a wonderful time.

I feel like my chinese skills jsut went up a level. My listening comprehension is getting better lately.

-Ron
Kormiku on 01.29.06 @ 12:53 AM China [link] [1 Comment]

Tuesday, January 24th

In china again

mood: bahh

I am back in my city in china. After a GIANT hassle with the unorganized travel system in china.

I left manila on sunday morning and arrived in beijing on sunday afternoon and met my friends. My friends and I decided that the first thing we had to do was get a taxi and go to the train station to buy our tickets. We found a taxi driver at the airport who was being suspiciously nice to us, but decided to go with him anyways. When we got in his taxi, we found out that he had a 'rigged' taximeter, and was charging us four times the regular price. We told him to let us off and we got off on the beijing freeway between the airport and the city.

After getting off, we found another taxi and told him that we wanted to go to the train station to buy one ticket to zhang zhou and two tickets to si ping. He told us that there were two train stations and that those two tickets were at different train stations, and that we would drive us to both stations. We told him okay, and made sure his taximeter worked before we started off.

Two hours later, we arrive at the first station and my friend eric gets out of the taxi and heads into the trainstation... me and lennart dont see him again. We assumed he got his ticket and was on the way to zhang zhou.

We turned around after seeing him off and realized that our taxi had left. "Perfect," we were thinking as we tried to hail a new cab... but none of the cabs seemed to want to pick us up. We had to walk out of the train station and go some kilometers before we could find a cab to take us to the other station which, although was on the entire other side of the city, took only 20 minutes (as opposed to the first taxi that took 2 hours to go about the same distance).

Arriving at the train station, we had to find where to buy the tickets. We were scouting aruond when we saw a HUGE clump of people standing outside of 20 different windows. I decided that we werent going to stand in a four hour line, and used my 'ignorant foreigner' intution and just walked to the front of a line. At the front of the line, nothing was happening for a good ten minutes, so i decided to announce to everyone, using my chinese, that i was a foreigner and wanted to buy a ticket. Eventually a security guard came and took me and lennart to a VIP waiting room and told us that he would buy our tickets for us to take the train in two hours time. We were told to sit and relax until he came back with the tickets.

One and a half hours later... no tickets. We were bugging the official looking people and they finally told us that there werent any tickets for the next week. So we went and did what we didnt want to do and went to window #25.

Window 25 is the foreigner window and they mark up prices by about 300%, but they do offer the convenience of a semi-fluent english speaker. We show up at this window, which has no line, and tell the man that we wanted tickets. He told us that the only tickets available to siping are standing tickets. Up to this point in the trip, i havnt slept for 36 hours, and to me a standing ticket feels out of the question, but lennart told me that we could handle it. So we buy these tickets at 300% the normal price and go to the terminal to wait for the train.

At the terminal while waiting for the train, we were making sure that we watched the clock very carefully. 10 minutes to our departure, we asked the attendant to let us go to teh train, and for some reason he rushed us along without even checking to see we had tickets. When we got to the train docks, we couldnt find our train number anywhere due to lack of organization and there were no labels on anything. We asked a few people adn they told us that they would only tell us for some money, and we decided against that. When we fnially found our train, it was 2 minutes before departure, but the gate to go down to the train was closed and locked. We literally stood there, 20 feet away, as our train lurched forward and rode the rails out of sight.

In disbelief and sheer fatigure, we decide on impulse that the best idea is to take a taxi to siping which is 1300 kilometers... After we find out that the price of a taxi to siping costs the same as a roundtrip airplane ticket to manila, we both vetoed the idea and went to a cheap hotel.

We wake up at noon with cockroaches on our face and head down to the train station again. This time we are determined to get a train without messnig up. So we buy another set of standing tickets and are prompt at getting on the train and we settle in for a 12 hour standing ride to siping.

12 hours later with, many bruises, ruined shoes, much fatigue and extreme hunger we arrive in siping. We both decide that the best idea is to take a taxi in the -20 degree weather to the nearest computer cafe and to take a break before going to spend the night in a hotel.

As soon as we step out of the train terminal, there are 100 taxi drivers waiting for us. We one that we want to go to the computer cafe, but they are insisting that we go to our school. We tell them no and we want to go to the computer cafe. They tell us that it will cost 10 US dollars. We tell them no and start walking. For the whole kilometer that it took to walk to the computer cafe, we are followed by 100 taxi drivers pushing and shoving us in different directions trying to get us into their cabs. We eventually tell them that if dont stop touching us that we will beat them up, and they leave us alone. Arriving at the computer cafe, we are greeted by our friends that work here and we settle down for a good many hours sitting infront of a computer while reflecting on our horrendous trip that had so many mishaps.

Ron

z20091641 (5k image)
This is perhaps the funniest image i have seen in a long time.

PS: Eric has such a good master. He is learning a secret kungfu style that less than 100 people in the world know. (It is really neat)

Kormiku on 01.24.06 @ 04:02 AM China [link] [1 Comment]

Friday, January 13th

game?


No new news from the phillipines...

I am working on a game to promote some of my other websites.

It is currently in beta, but please have a look...

http://www.kungfu-ron.com/fight/login.php

Thanks

Kormiku on 01.13.06 @ 04:50 PM China [link] [3 Comments]

Tuesday, January 10th

Slow times


Life in the phillipines is kind of slow.

I havnt done much of anything worth talking about.

Yesterday i watched cock fighting on tv, and it was the most amazing thing i have ever seen. Roosters hopped up on steroids with razor blades attached to their feet fight inside a ring until one of them dies. The only bad thing about cock fighting is that none of the roosters seem very resilient, there is usually a winner after about 5 seconds of fighting... which was kind of lame, but it was fun to watch anyways.
Kormiku on 01.10.06 @ 03:09 PM China [link] [No Comments]

Thursday, January 5th

Lack of time


I have been so very busy lately. Working 10 hours a day on my new website.

I am setting up a textile exporting company from china. I will be exporting custom tailored suits for men. If you want to see the work in progress head over to Suits by You!

I got a one year extension on my chinese visa. I started with one month, then a six month extension, now i am getting a one year extension. I believe the next extension is 5 years, then i am eligible for residency.

In a few weeks, i will be submitting applications to universities in china. I want to go to Beijing language and culture university, and will be submitting my application by hand when i am in beijing this month. I will most likely be accepted and go to this school. It is going to be a great school. Downtown beijing with a beautiful campus.

I have much to do with the website, please go there and watch the progress!

Ron
Kormiku on 01.05.06 @ 12:01 PM China [link] [1 Comment]

Monday, January 2nd

Life as we see it?


For every life as a business man, politician, lawyer, doctor, aristrocrat, or scholar... you spend seven lives as a beggar.

I am done with petty materialism. You are born into this world with nothing, and you will take nothing when you leave. There is no point in creating false securities with the illusion of wealth. You have to go beyond the human created idea of currency. We have to become humans, not machines.

Everyone seems to lead the same path or similar paths. Elementary school, middle school, high school, college, grad school, job, retire, die. No wonder everyone dies young... 6 out of 8 of these key points and times in someones life are filled with incredible stress. People wonder why they age so quickly... wrinkles, age spots, drooping skin, loss of eyesight, memory... It is all because of the stress. It is better to be a poor beggar than a dead king.

So you went to the best elementary school, you graduated from the best prep-school, you went to the best private high school. You get your undergrad degree from the best state university, and you receive a phd from harvard. Are you happy? You spent 25 years of your life to get this PHD. Now you go get a job as a lawyer, and you make millions a year, are you happy? You worked and stressed yourself for all this time to achieve your goal of becoming rich. Now you are rich, what do you want to do next? You work for 40 years, and retire. Now you are 65. Are you happy? You have all the money in the world, but you are still old. No amount of money can reverse aging (yet?), you are destined to croak within 20 years. What can you do now? You go get botox injections, face lifts, eye tucks, but you still walk with a cane. All of this for the illusion of being young. All you can do now is wait and die. For 20 years you sit in your nice villa on a beach coast wondering where your life went. Then just how you came from nothingness, you enter the nothingness again. Are you happy? Are you glad? Did you satisfy your petty desires in life? And the ultimate question, are you content with what you have done?

Ron
Kormiku on 01.02.06 @ 10:25 AM China [link] [1 Comment]